We miss David. We didn’t know what else to do. (It really counts down.)
Really important time-sensitive project I’ve been working on since David left.
Well thank god! Now...can actually sleep through the night again!
want to bang the CEO of the company whose blogging software I use? Nope, not one bit. (maybe he’ll see this and fly down...
Back in New York! Apparently, I was missed.
This cracked me up, I wish my friends would make a countdown for me after my departure. My friends wouldn’t be able to...
i kinda want people to love me this much
Okay! Dude, that is just plain creepy, I’m not even kidding here.
loading…